166 - Making Ends Meet (Part 5)

April 02, 2008

Man, what a shitty April Fool’s day! Don’t get me wrong now, I hate pranks. But when an April Fool’s Day goes by and no one tries to get one over on me, I feel depressed. :( It’s like I don’t even exist.

But who should save the day, but my old friend / nemesis Blizzard? They had a spectacular (and funny) faux-announcement regarding a console version of The World of Warcrafts.

I finally got my hands on a copy of Super Smash Bros. Folks, this is the game the Wii desperately needed. Fast, fun, fantastic. Great graphics. I made the mistake of renting FUZION FUCKING FRENZY 2, which might have been fun had I not let Smash Bros. take me in the night after. Instead it’s just annoying. It’s the Xbox trying to be a wii, which is to say it is like a skateboarder trying to dress like a 6 year old. He just looks retarded and makes you want to gut punch him. STFU, xbox. Take off that beanie hat. You look ridiculous.

Also, if you want to be “elite” about your music, don’t go to Border’s:



GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED THE KEWLEST BAND



HIS NAME IS PINK FLOYD

- Lee Bretschneider